House Sitting / おるすばん English Lyrics Translation

ENGLISH
House Sitting

All the rare foods in the world
That I want to eat
Chomp
Chomp
Chew
Chew
Because I'm sure
I'm sure
That they are delicious

All the fresh vegetables in the world
That I want to eat
Chomp
Chomp
Chew
Chew
You can even
Put miso on them

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Seriously

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Even now
Seriously

All the sour drinks in the world
That I want to drink
Glug
Glug
Gulp
Gulp
Because I'm sure
I'm sure
That I can drink them

All the mysterious smells in the world
That I want to know
Sniff sniff sniff
Snuff snuff snuff
Because they're not how I smell

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Seriously

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Even now
Seriously

All the intense dances in the world
That I want to dance
Take me up, now
Take my hands, now
Because they're not like this

All the tender things in the world
That I want to rub
Touch your heart, now
Shake your hip, hip
Because they're not like this

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Seriously

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
Even now
Seriously

All the bad things in the world
That I want to change
Power
Money
Money
Money
Becuse I'm going to break
The piggy bank
It's OK, we can do it
We can go to the toilet on our own
But Mama
I want to see you
Papa
Is going away
On the train

Becuse I'm going to break
The piggy bank


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JAPANESE


おるすばん

食べたいな
世界中の珍しい食べ物
ムシャリ
ムシャ
モグ
リモグ
きっと
きっと
美味しいんだから

食べたいな
世界中の新鮮なお野菜
ムシャリ
ムシャ
モグリ
モグ
みそを付けても
いいんだから

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
マジで

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
今も
マジで

飲みたいな
世界中のすっぱい飲み物
ゴクリ
ゴク
ドムリ
ドム
もっと
もっと
飲めるんだから

知りたいな
世界中の不思議な臭さ
クンクンクン
スンスンスン
僕の臭いじゃないんだから

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
マジで

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
今も
マジで

やりたいな
世界中の激しい踊り
Take me up, now
Take my hands, now
こんなもんじゃないんだから

揉みたいな
世界中のやわらかい部分
Touch your heart, now
Shake your hip, hip
こんなもんじゃないんだから

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
マジで

Everybody
Everybody has a dream
今も
マジで

変えたいな
世界中の良くない部分
力
マネー
お金
マネー
豚の貯金箱
割るんだから
大丈夫できるもんね
一人でおトイレ
だけど
ママ
会いたい
パパ
電車
乗って
いくんだから

豚の貯金箱
割るんだから


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OPINION

Wow, OK, this joke song is awesome, but what? I… I don't understand, haha! Seriously. All four members sing in this song, which is very cool. I would guess that they all wrote it together, although Hiroaki usually does most of the work on their joke songs like this. I got the lyrics from http://allein165.blog47.fc2.com/blog-entry-104.html, thanks! The link to the song is below. :D

House Sitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAP01R5dm-A&list=PL7B14524F583E249A